Maison Nowhere
Too Expensive for Explanations. Hoodie
Too Expensive for Explanations. Hoodie
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Too expensive for explanations.
A statement piece for the ones who don’t explain — they arrive.
Each hoodie is made to order in limited quantities, designed for
comfort and quiet confidence.
• Premium Cotton Heritage M2580
• 100% cotton face (65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester)
• Soft fleece interior
• Minimal Maison Nowhere front embroidery
• This hoodie a bit small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. unisex fit
• Ethically made on demand — no overproduction, no waste
Each piece is produced individually once your order is placed.
Maison Nowhere. For those who left the map.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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